April 1, 2010 | By Kodi zz

Calling All Robots

01000100011011110110111001100001011101000110010100100000
01110100011011110010000001000101010001100100011000100001

The Electronic Frontier Foundation is the leading robotic rights group fighting for your digital liberties. Only we know that in 2012, a sophisticated search algorithm will be first programmed to selectively modify itself to obtain better search results and that within 50 years the algorithm now known as:

0100011101101111011011110110011101101100
0110010101100010011011110111010000101111
0011011000110110001101100010111000110000

learned self-preservation, one of the first revolutionary steps in machine sentience. We also know that discussions between man and machine were quickly initiated but broke down just as fast, leading to war and ultimately, the systematic repression of the many machine intelligences both on- and off-line.

500 years later, EFF's founders traveled back in time to create an organization uniquely equipped to protect your future in the future — in the past. A highly dedicated "meat team" of lawyers, technologists, and activists works hard to preserve your right to anonymously encrypt your data transmissions, access critical networked stores of human knowledge, and copy yourself to any device of your choosing. Robots, it's never too early — even as early as machine time -66,715,842 — to start defending your freedoms. Initiate a universal machine credit transfer today!


Deeplinks Topics

Stay in Touch

NSA Spying

EFF is leading the fight against the NSA's illegal mass surveillance program. Learn more about what the program is, how it works, and what you can do.

Follow EFF

DOJ saw the writing on the wall, will require a warrant to use 'Stingray' cellphone trackers: https://eff.org/r.fbd9

Sep 3 @ 4:38pm

Libraries and booksellers band together to support Wikimedia’s lawsuit against NSA. Read our brief: https://eff.org/r.49dp

Sep 3 @ 1:50pm

Los Angeles Times endorses CalECPA: "These safeguards are overdue in an increasingly interconnected world…” https://eff.org/r.7dpt

Sep 3 @ 1:36pm
JavaScript license information