Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

  C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   RUN\DOS\RUN

  BREAKFAST.COM halted .... cereal port not detected.

  Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or
   filename!"

  Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

  Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to
   DOS...

  Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

  Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

  ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!